We should all invest and get Peter Jackson to direct a Sparlock "Lord of the Rings" type Movie.
Witness 007
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New Sparlock (TM) action figure collectibles? Ideas.
by AnnOMaly insparlocktm can't be on his own.
he needs some wizardy comrades, right?
sherlock - the logical one with an inbuilt bs meter;.
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Sparlock Video Part 2 Later Mom gets in trouble for wearing her pants to the Meeting!!!
by Witness 007 inin the video you see his arrogant mom wearing pants around the house.....well later that sunday distracted by the days events, she went to the meeting in pants and was pulled over by two elders in the hall library!!!!.
elder brownose: "hello sister thanks for meeting us.".
calebs mom: "oh what a great talk you gave today.
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Witness 007
In the video you see his arrogant mom wearing pants around the house.....well later that Sunday distracted by the days events, she went to the meeting in pants and was pulled over by two Elders in the HALL LIBRARY!!!!
Elder Brownose: "Hello Sister thanks for Meeting us."
Calebs Mom: "Oh what a great Talk you gave today. Wasn't the Watchtower study encouraging?" She smiles and wriggles in her seat.
Elder Wannbe : "Yes well ummm what ummm.....are you wearing today there, Sister are they umm pants?" He cringes and frowns.
Calebs Mom: "Ohh....I just didn't have time to change, it's a pants suit given to me by a friend who had grown out of them..." Smiles cheerily.
Elder Brownose: "Now Sister, WHO likes Pants for sisters......Jehovah......or Satan?"
Calebs Mom: "Well........{bows her head low}.......I guess Satan."
Elder Wannabe: "Yes Sister good, so you don't wanna make Jehovah sad do you?" {She shakes her head slowly} ...good so what should we do with the pants?........
{They march around to the Kingdom hall rubbish bin as she removes the pants and throws them in, walking home in her underwear}
Caleb turn to his Mom points and says: Haaaaa Haaaaa!"
As she gets to her front door she see's the rubbish bin and remembers Sparlock. "Oh my God!.....what are we doing in this religion?.....this is crazy!...all these rule and regulations......NO MORE!" She grabs Sparlock from the bin and hands him back to Caleb. "You can have your toy darling, and don't let anyone tell you that you can't!" Caleb smiles a big smile and inside as his mom gets dressed he winks at his new best friend Sparlock the Warrior wizard. And you know what boys and girls......Sparlock winked right back at him, and they lived happily ever after!......except his mom was disfellowshiped for refusing to wear anything but pants 24 hours a day.
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Just "discovered" sweet potatoes and yams
by compound complex insweet potato was already an important crop on pacific islands when europeans landed on the islands: easter island (roggeveen, 1722), new zealand (cook, 1769), and the hawaiian islands (cook, 1778).
sweet potato, known as kumara, was a staple in the diet of the maoris of new zealand; interestingly, the name kumar is used for this plant in peru!
rongo ma-tane, a maori god, protects this plant; a buried tuber is powerful enough to cause enemy to go mad and run away.. http://mrbrownthumb.blogspot.com/2007/11/storing-sweet-potato-vine-tubers.html .
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Witness 007
They have more vitamins and less G.I then white potatoes and taste fantastic....bake with a sliced onion and some garlic cloves. mmmmmm!
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Any reaction from active JW's about the Sparlock training video?
by UnConfused inare jw's all abuzz about the "blessing" the gb has given them in the form of this new training video?.
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Witness 007
I have seen alot of wierd propaganda and articles by them but this video was a complete shock! Reasonable cartoon graphics compared to the crap Noah Video, but the whole Sparlock is from Satan is sooo 1950's.....what are they doing?
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PX Myers Reports on Sparlock on Pharyngula
by cofty inpharyngula has the biggest readership of any science blog on the internet.
pz myers is a biologist and well known critic of religion.. .
jehovahs witnesses once again confirm that theyre a mob of dour, po-faced killjoys.
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Witness 007
The video honestly looks like the Watchtower has gone BACK IN TIME to the 1950's......it's sooooo Corny!!
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Jesus ALSO a great "Magican" like Chris Angel and Sparlock??? Define MAGIC?
by Witness 007 indefine magic = "the production of an effect through use of incantation {prayer} that cause human control of the supernatural agencies or the forces of nature...".
sounds alot like jesus time on earth to me....can we really say as the mom in the video to caleb does that "only satan likes magic" when jesus was known after a prayer to turn water into wine....taaaa daaa!!!!!!
or afew loaves and fishes into baskets full of food taaa daaaaaa!!!!!
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Witness 007
"Heaven" said "That ressurection thing was pretty magical." Yeah it was....David Copperfield and Houdini did the same trick....person goes into tomb....after dark body removed from tomb, Switch a Roo.... WOW he must have been raised from the dead!!!! It's true Mary and Sharon spoke to him yesterday...lets write a book about how he lives!!! Sweet!
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Jesus ALSO a great "Magican" like Chris Angel and Sparlock??? Define MAGIC?
by Witness 007 indefine magic = "the production of an effect through use of incantation {prayer} that cause human control of the supernatural agencies or the forces of nature...".
sounds alot like jesus time on earth to me....can we really say as the mom in the video to caleb does that "only satan likes magic" when jesus was known after a prayer to turn water into wine....taaaa daaa!!!!!!
or afew loaves and fishes into baskets full of food taaa daaaaaa!!!!!
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Witness 007
Define MAGIC = "The production of an effect through use of incantation {prayer} that cause human control of the Supernatural agencies or the Forces of nature..."
Sounds alot like Jesus time on earth to me....can we really say as the mom in the video to Caleb does that "Only Satan likes magic" when Jesus was known after a prayer to turn water into wine....TAAAA DAAA!!!!!! or afew loaves and fishes into baskets full of food TAAA DAAAAAA!!!!! ....I think the baskets had false bottoms and the wine was just the old switch a roo!!!!
BY THE VERY DEFINITION Jesus used MAGIC!
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Sparlock is taking over.
by thenoblelodge inhow much interest has this little critter caused lol, so many threads created in his honor.
the dubbies probably won't even take the time to watch the dvd, they'll just be so happy that the dc is over for another year.
shame really because it's such an eye opener.. peace.
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Witness 007
The video on youtube of him destroying bethel with his magic wand.....funny!
Sparlock lives!
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Sparlock is taking over.
by thenoblelodge inhow much interest has this little critter caused lol, so many threads created in his honor.
the dubbies probably won't even take the time to watch the dvd, they'll just be so happy that the dc is over for another year.
shame really because it's such an eye opener.. peace.
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Witness 007
Sparlock LIVES!!!!
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AJWRB---What Have They Done???
by minimus ini still never really understood what these phantoms ever did.
i've read many praiseworthy comments lauding the site or people behind it.
but in reality, what major good have they done to change jehovah's witnesses' views on blood?.
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Witness 007
Big help for me too when exiting.